This is a story from my DH.
B came running out of the house yelling "CC bit me!"
Dad: "Well, does it hurt?"
B: "Sort of."
Dad: "That means it really doesn't hurt, does it?"
Then CC arrives.
Dad: "CC, did you bite your brother?"
CC: "Yes. He said he was a Pop-Tart and to take a bite, so I did."
Just a reminder to get the rest of the story before taking any action.